Who do those call buttons even call? 

Also, some libertarians don’t go to church.

Can you even measure the caucacity required to grab Terry Crews by the crotch at a party? 

Find the right wig, and you’ve got yourself a baller Carl Sagan costume.

Why were the bullet holes square?

This is why I only play quick matches, and if I find players that I like to play with, I send them friend requests. The first thing I do when I log back in for a gaming session, is to reach out to all my friends online and invite them. I get at least one person to join me each time, and the experience is generally…

No slippers?

That’s a great guess- he’s hell bent on destroying the government and he’s feeling snubbed.

I test drove the Pilot and the CX-9 and here’s what I thought:
1. At lower trim levels, you get more value from the Honda.
2. The styling of the Mazda was far superior.
3. Ride quality and acceleration were similar.
4. The Mazda does not have much room for luggage or people behind the second row. It feels like a much…

I think the Mazda looks better too- excellent styling. In 2016, I test drove the Pilot, the CX-9, and the Highlander. I liked the Mazda, but it was smaller than the others and had one less seat belt. I thought the Pilot and Mazda drove similarly, but the Toyota was sluggish and bouncy. It was also overpriced.

Broken down boat/jet ski on the lake? Absolutely. Every, single, time.

I’ve always wondered why I can’t use my backup camera as rearview mirror.

Claudia in Robotech?

I like your ideas, and I have some comments.

Today’s cars have small, high rear windows that aren’t useful when reversing. Their prevalence is a byproduct of back-up camera adoption.

Hey Monique I might be wrong but I thought R. Kelly’s piss tape came out way before 2008.

I guess I draw a line between a luxury, and an advancment in my definintion of “pure.” Everything you’ve listed affects the reliablity, safety, and performance of car, and I consider advancements in these categories as improvements rather than luxuries.

Hot take, or whaterver, but I don’t think marketers should use the word “pure” unless the car has cloth seats, crank windows, unassisted steering, and a rear window that I can see out of. A manual transmission driving the rear wheels does not a “pure” car make.

That doesn’t surprise me. I feel like some product owner left it out so that the Element wouldn’t compete with the CRV.

My father-in-law had a 2004 AWD Element EX nearly identical to the one in this post, and I thought it really needed a 5th seatbelt. A car that roomy that only sat four people seemed like a waste