I like the meme ones.

I think it is supposed to be muscular? Like, they’re trying to invent an all new design language since we’ve been turning on edge-form and retro-inspired styles for nearly 20 years now.

I can’t wait to see exactly how outrageous the US dealer markup on these is going to be. 

Why is it that republican men keep the haircut that they had in high school for the rest of their lives?

......sorry! 

I can play this game, but I’ve never had any bad drinks at a race track. Does that mean I’m disqualified?

Hmm. Darkwing Duck was probably my least favorite of all those Disney afternoon cartoons from the 80s-90s. Oh, no wait, Goof Troop was the my least fav. My delight drops exponentially after #3.

I like the touchpads on Apple products too, but you may want to consider the new ThinkPad that comes with a gaming GPU. I’d feel better about bringing something like that to customer-facing meetings.

When are you going to share that story? I’ll read it.

“Muthaffuqah?” I hadn’t seen that one before, but now it’s my new favorite. Maybe SLJ really is the world’s leading authority on all motherfucking things.  

Which machines have the best trackpad in your opinion?

This right here is the greatest introduction of any spy car, in any spy movie ever. This is 1000% right.

Ok, here’s what literally just happened.

Come on man, don’t sell yourself short- those videos toward the end of your tenure were pretty good.

Ok, so here comes a car confession.

High enough to make hilarous jokes that flew right over your head I’m guessing?

I could only take 23 seconds before I felt a seizure coming on from that repetitive video loop. 

Um, duh!

Well, it’s like they say, “Birds of a feather fuck whatever.”

In that top photo, it looks like the M8 is waving a friendly “Hi!” to me with the front tire.