Between this, what Monique Judge just posted on The Root about Stankonia, and the Tracy Jordan song Mike posted yesterday I feel like y’all are picking all the best music straight from my memory banks.

I love Outkast especially this album and ATLiens.

The first time my JetSki went Diesel on me I pulled the spark plug wires, but o course, that didn’t stop it. It just continued to revv up like it was possessed by the devil.

I keep a fresh role of dog shit bags in car for this exact reason.

My two-year-old just pulled something similar on me three weeks ago.

I’m late to the party, but this is an easy one. Just a few days after I’d purchased my minty-but-used 1989 Prelude Si (no four wheel steering, but thanks for asking) I was driving in stop and go traffic when I hit a pothole and was startled by this sudden, sharp, and exceedingly loud noise from the back seat. It was…

He used the n-word all night a though it were a typical Tuesday afternoon for him.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

It’s like he tried to dress like Chris Rock in CB-4 but couldn’t find a jheri curl wig. On top of the racism that is black face, I’m disgusted by his lazy attempt to dress as Jay-Z.

My chief concern is why is he out of the greys and I’m not?

We used to call those jeepers.

No, you’re thinking of Futurama.

I don’t blame you, she has no idea how to wear a butt. Look at it falling down the back of her legs. smh

My kids asked to watch SuperWings and then begged to have it turned off halfway through. I believe they accidentally thought it was Space Racers.

YES. Close your eyes and try to imagine PJ Masks, but with everything you hate about it cranked up to 11. 

Oh hey, so I think I can help you understand what’s being pictured here. This is what rich people call, a “snack fridge.” See how well-stocked and well-blocked it is? That’s because they pay someone to keep it stocked will all their favorite snacks and drinks. This person probably checks and stocks the fridge a couple…

Yezus Christ those curtains, the shape of that window, and that dining set scream “SOUTH CAROLINA MILLIONAIRE!!!!” so loud I almost didn’t notice her prosthetic butt.

Excuse me, but you forgot to mention Super Monsters.

I get what you’re saying, but Paw Patrol is for younger kids than the shows you listed. So like, Rug Rats, Bear in the Big Blue House, Eureka’s Castle, or some shit like that I guess?

Stop it. That’s crazy talk.