Mike’s a Duke fan, y’all.

Ok, that’s not how a Ponzi scheme works, but it sounds like you’ve got a lot of ambition and good head for business. Let me ask you this, what are you doing with all the profit you’re collecting from your dietary supplement sales? By all means, you should be reinvesting that back into your business, but what if I told…

Revving a Dodge Caliber sounds like marbles in a blender.

PG, that edge-form design style was stunningly revolutionary for its day, but wow did it age quickly.

So, the Camry is now a Maxima? Ok, got it.

OMG stop nitpicking this to death- the video’s Michelangelo level quality.

Finally, a smart phone video where I have absolutely no camerawork criticisms. Excellent shooting!

I never get these right, but these are my picks, as in this is what I would want to win:

You just showed me that I remember more lyrics on Wu Tang Forever than I thought I did.

I read a story about Action park where a park guest fell to the ground while having some kind of seizure, and a park employee, who was sweeping the floor, just swept around the guy.

He just seems so miserable and unhappy. I feel so bad for him. 

“Nah, man. Nah. It’s like boring, not booooring. Like, digging a tunnel cuz that’s what we do. .....but I mean it is slow work though man, so like, I guess it is, like, pretty boring and shit, you know?”

Sure, why not. That actually doesn’t seem like a bad thing, unless you get motion sickness. I’ve never been with a company that required me to work from the airplane while traveling for business though.

This is the future of autonomous vehicles- they’ll become spaces where you can reclaim your time rather than waste it driving.

This is one of those Yany vs Laurel things where I can’t tell if that pic is crushed velvet or shag carpeting. The buttons make me think its velvet, but it just looks like shag.

There’s a belt there now what more proof could you possibly need?

I like yours better. 

How old is Tomorrow Never Dies? I think that might have been the last “crazy billionaire” story.

Especially that part where Bond shot down a helicopter from 500 yards with a pistol while on a boat at night. Shit, I can’t really remember, but he might have been driving the boat with one hand, while shooting the pistol at the helicopter with the other.

I don’t know, but this is 2018 so does it even matter?