Every time I hear IHOP or IHOB or whatever all I can think about is entirely mediocre pancakes and fake-ass maple syrup. That whole franchise is just a disappointment factory.

There’s an office chair in the middle of your living room because your’e a console gamer?

That’s a pretty extensive list, Nick. I’m a little surprised you left out Monkey Baiting and the grim tale of Jacco Macacco, the fighting ape.

Hey Andrew, how come you didn’t compare it to an optioned out Charger? RWD/AWD, lots of horses, Sedan, $45k...

I totally misunderstood your headline on this piece. I thought Ford had stolen items from the train station, and that there was public outcry to get the items returned.

Jesus, like when he attempted to appeal to Mich blue collar types by explaining that his wife drives, “a couple of Cadillacs” as though it were a totally down to Earth thing to do.

You gotta be careful though because she she does that mind blowing pantomime she might actually be giving sudden brain hemorrhages to like a half-a-dozen people.

Ha! Oh man.....

I would have put my money on Roy Moore.

You act like you never seen a moiler before. Pffft. Nooob.

I fully XXXtected him to grow up to be this generation’s R. Kelly.

That shit sounds like what I’d expect a rail gun to sound like.

I remember seeing an episode of Intervention years ago where the subject was hooked on Spice.

...and exactly how is the 240 on any sort of “worst cars” list? It is the best car.

I LOL’d.....K2.....wow I haven’t heard of Spice in a really really long time. 

I thought it was a Hot Wheels car.

The Avenging Disco Godfather.

Um, well if that’s true the Scarface system still holds true. You see, it wasn’t the money, it was the power.

The agent could have represented both bands, and may have found it easier to negotiate very very hard on one payout vs. having to negotiate hard on two payouts.

It’s just more proof that the Scarface system still works-