Does the age difference thing still count if Tom Cruise has convinced himself that he's still only 32?

Alright Jezebel, since this post is a lighthearted video about puppies I feel I can comment a grievance here. I don't actually know where else to comment, a lot of the new features aren't obvious to me yet. So, exactly all of the comments I have made have never come out of pending. I'm not really sure why. I am not…

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…

But if countries start kicking people out for being too good looking, WHERE WILL THE VOICE USHER GO?!

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This is exactly what my vagina does after I have 2 glasses of wine. She's a lightweight.