what about the typical “No word on an international release”? Do you want me to get my hopes up?

My head moves on a series of joints, so when I look down part of my head goes back and part goes forward. This is a bit inside baseball, but we typically refer to this method as a “pivot.”

... a fine line between looking pretty and being useful. Fall too far on either side and you’re in danger of ruining a game; get it just right and, like Deus Ex and Mass Effect, you can become as memorable as any piece of character or environment design.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE (and now I feel like crying again).

1. Weird glitch is weird.

This is what my nephew teaches my children while I am working. His punishment is this post.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never directly engage a Gamergator, but only slightly less well known is this: Never bet against a Jeopardy fanatic when the official rules are on the line! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Half of this article is spoiler warnings.

The game is a turn-based RPG set in a Castle in the Sky sort of world where people live on floating islands and travel in airships.

Luke does this mean you’re going to start playing League

Hmm... Last I heard of Yannick, he began to play Dota...

Here’s Kimishima drinkin it up with Reggie. Kimishima has helped oversee Nintendo of America for years and has a wide pedigree with helping major teams like Pokemon and Metroid. Seems like a reliable man to help Nintendo right now.

I think this is a very prudent, Nintendo-like choice. Considering his age, it’s very likely that he is seen as a solid temporary choice to help navigate a transition period toward new leadership. I’d be surprised if he remains Nintendo president for more than a year or two.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Good thing nobody here would ever comment before reading past the headline!

Kotaku, a snack website that occasionally covers video games, back in 2013. (Sorry, Fahey.)