This is the best pair. Both so metal they’re effin untouchable.

Not enough. I think, in general, that she deserves a raise, because she has reported and written some of the most interesting articles about video games over the past year or two.

Patrica - you will not win. As one journalist to another, let me tell you what our job description consists of: “Being told all day long by by non-journalists how we are doing our jobs wrong.”

I’m not sure how I’m being unclear here. I first heard of this via Kojima via a tweet. I just provided you the source and the link. If he’s not credited in the post it’s because he’s literally making the game, and so that’s not necessary.

I wasn’t calling everyone jerks. I was calling him a jerk for being rude. I’m sorry if it came off the wrong way. I think our commenters are lovely!

Seriously, what is some of y’alls obsession with Reddit? The source of this was Kojima. He tweeted about it today. PRO-TIP: we always name the source or give a via. When something comes from Reddit, I note it in the post. Always.

A few things here.

It was uploaded yesterday, Kojima tweeted about it today. You know what is funny? I was already off work; it’s Friday night. Instead of heading off into the weekend right away, I decided to stay late to post a quick thing that I thought people might enjoy. This weekend, I’ll probably be on the lookout for Pokemon news…

The Dolphins replaced their happy Dolphin jumping through a hoop logo with one floundering while gasping for its last breath, which has to be the most on-brand logo change in history.

The first thing that popped into my head.

Ooo, yep, that last hairpin turn in Neo Bowser City, that’s the one that still gets me.

Hey, I’m the guy who made the hallway. The dropbox link is working again, so download away. Thanks Mark for posting this article, it’s a really cool experience!

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

Evan writes about comics. Stephen writes about wrestling. It’s what us grown ups call “the intersection of pop culture.” If it hurts so bad, click on the article above or below the articles that are obviously related to gaming in only a tangential manner. Then go and bitch and whine about why the Deadspin guys have…

*takes a hit of that inhaler for myself* the AAI games didn’t have codas in their “Allegro” variations either, did they? Which made DD unique in that it had neither an extra part to Allegro nor a Presto. (Which is a shame - I thought DD’s Allegro was quite nice, and it would’ve been even better with its own kick.)

Excuse me...

I have a genuine question here...what is the alternative?