1 star=1 prayer for Remy! We’re all rooting for you to pull through!

I am struggling, but thank you for thinking of me in this difficult time.

I’m sure Remy is heartbroken.

The game is so bad that even the NPCs can’t be bothered to give a shit about what happens there.

Funding and dividends off of Crypto Currency, yeah what could go wrong? Bunch of numpties.
Side note, they should do a Cooking Mama 99 like Tetris. My Master Chef dreams shall be realized!
That deal though, very raw...

Worth noting that Obsidian made that gem.

in other news, bethesda continues to be....thesda

I cannot believe this.

So, I’d originally written a whole thing in my review about the major issue with the fake therapist thing (for the reasons you’ve mentioned). But I ultimately accepted the fact that it ONLY works (and is only able to work) because it’s a Heist episode. If they’d done it in any other episode, oh boy.

If you want to get a perfect sense for this show, watch the “Eat As Much Of A Watermelon As Possible In A Minute” task from Season 1, Episode 1. Unofficial not-super-quality link provided below.

Every episode with Bob Mortimer is absolutely golden. 

Wow, an article about Taskmaster. What a delightful surprise! This is probably my favorite task:

Well first of all, I warned you not to scroll down here! Tons of people in Europe and Australia have been playing the game for over a week and some have even asked me to give them a place on Kotaku to talk about the ending, which is worthy of discussion. So here is that place.

Hmm....

What is, and this is a BIG what if, but what if Zack comes back...and Sephiroth kills Cloud instead of Aerith?

It’ll never happen, and if it did it would piss so many people off that the gamble wouldn’t pay off, but fuckin’ hell I would love it.

Cloud sucks, team Zack all the way!

The entire episode should just be various people Skyping into an episode of What’s Up With That. Kenan does his thing in one screen, Sudeikis dances in his screen the entire time, and “Lindsey Buckingham” just chills in the corner of the screen.

You aren’t commiting crimes against humanity you’re commanding fake armor divisions in a military game.

DId you read the article

“Additionally, we changed the position of the light bar that will give it an extra pop. On DualShock 4, it sat on the top of the controller; now it sits at each side of the touch pad, giving it a slightly larger look and feel.”

Hopefully that saves some battery life, though the new haptic feedback and audio features…

Square Enix is giving away the following for free (add to cart, checkout and receive steam keys)