You sound like an idiot.

That’s already Widowmaker.

Hell yeah, my dude is gonna be pretty af.

One of the only silver linings in all of this chaos is that there may be some long needed changes being made to some of our most antiquated and drakonian laws, concerning things like paid sick leave, ISP’s and their data caps, and Healthcare.

Compare to my boss who said, in summary, “we’re totally fine! I can’t name any names but we definitely have new clients lined up right now. Be sure come to the office unless you’re super sick. Byeeee”

I’m honestly really (pleasantly) surprised by the care I’ve seen so far in responding to this pandemic. If we could all take these attitudes with us once this passes, the world would be a better place.

He always striked me as a very genuine personality. I am so happy they retained their independence.  Ubisoft seems to me a company that really tries to learn and do better.

He IS the one who knocks!

You’ve got it all wrong. The phone is in Jason’s office, sitting on his desk, and he’s not receiving calls, he’s the one making them.

I have this mental image of a red batphone that goes off in K headquarters every time something is canceled. As it rings, Jason immediately shoots towards it, tripping over several things along the way (potentially even kicking an animal, accidentally or otherwise) in order to grab that phone call.

Jason the World-Eater

The FF7 remake if he plans to go any bigger

Guess Jason decided to grab 2020 by the balls and go from “Jason the Delayer” to “Jason the Destroyer”. Wonder what he’ll cancel next?

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

You only wish you had.

I thought I had repressed that memory 

Jenga: Salad Fingers Edition. 

I hope the pieces are rusty.

Fatality:

This is going on my rotation.