The Weeknd was on Saturday Night Live.

Considering he initially seemed like a grimly serious guy, it’s been a delightful treat the last few years to discover what a genuinely charismatic and downright comical guy Daniel Craig can be. I really hope after the newest Bond gets released that he has a long career. A Knives Out cinematic universe seems like a…

This was probably my favorite episode this season as even if I kind of agree that there weren’t any classic sketches, the general energy and attitude was so tremendous that I just found myself smiling and giggling through the whole show. It started from the cold open as you could almost feel that the cast thought they…

He should Star in a buddy comedy with the guy who played Draco Malfoy

I would really like to see a remake of I, Claudius with him as Caligula. Not just for the similar role. He kind of looks like him:

Bad take

It’s 2020 and we are all baldur.

Hot Coffee 2020.

Weird -- that is the exact pose I make when I flip someone off. 

You mean written with an ending?

This is the platonic ideal, right here. Druckmann’s involved, which is a great sign, and Craig Mazin’s work on Chernobyl was superb. He loves the games, too, which is a bonus. I know Hugh Jackman’s been a fancast for Joel for a bit, but...here me out here: Timothy Olyphant. You can cast Kaitlyn Dever for Ellie.

Yeah, a talented TV writer with recent acclaim/clout in charge, involvement from at least one key original creator, an HBO budget, and a limited series format, this is basically the platonic ideal of what fans of a video game/comic/novel usually hope for in an adaptation.

Holy shit this could actually be good.

A few years from now, everyone will say:

It’s just...games used to come with costumes as free unlocks for playing, and some modern ones still do. I don’t think there’s any excuse for cosmetic stuff costing money that isn’t greed.

Just to clarify, this is on top of the almost $2,000 you would have to spend in order to get all the costumes. 

Imagine if this shit happened when you created your lead character in Mass Effect or Fallout or Elder Scrolls? This is dumb.

My one hope after watching this episode was that the header image for this review would be the awkward shot of Debbie holding out for a kiss from Jake, who’s several feet away.

“Still, the slow progression of the plot hinders the story as a whole and leaves viewers hung up on the protagonist’s lack of empathy and ability to talk to people around her without a snarky comment.”

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