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All I know is, if I had that kind of dough, I’d be too busy driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine to my private lake filled with whiskey to be mad about anything.

This is what happens when a bunch of old dudes want to get in a dick-measuring contest, but no one wants to actually drop their drawers and show off their dead flaccid wieners.

Still Chris Mullin and Tim Hardaway.

Well, nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

It isn’t like she intended to kill her dog, Jesus Christ! Accidents happen! And being able to comfort your girlfriend appropriately during a time of grief is a good thing, isn’t it? If that’s the only thing you have against her, I don’t understand what your deal is.

He’ll be joining the police force within 5 years.

Why is nobody talking about the bear sweater? I want to buy a car from a guy wearing a bear sweater.

I’m with you. Nothing tastes better on cereal than a nice big pour of winged beans.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

Mr. Wu had the Redskins D in his fantasy league and would’ve won if they’d converted the return. He was overheard to say, “Swearinger, cocksucker!”

Marc Davis: [communicates entirely in Minions reaction GIFs]

As someone old enough to remember being a shithead kid in 1984, a couple of things really stood out to me about this scene.

Stuff like this is why HOAs exist.

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

Nothin worse than a salty car taint

juju got his all i want is to get mine period i am the best receiver on this team comma ever comma period period ain’t nobody did any nothing anything to get me back period no backspace period dammit siri i dont use punctuation period stop it period i mean it and when i say period i mean period.

Hey, could somebody remind me what the father of the boyfriend from Skin does for a living?

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit