I assume Fist Man is the porn version of First Man, and I’m sure it also makes great use of Ryan Gosling’s taciturn stillness while bearing firsthand witness to the wonders of the universe.
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What?! You didn’t like two hours of people driving around in 1970's LA? Didn’t you want to hear some of the most boring dialogue to ever come out of a Tarantino film?
and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…
A) This is one of the dumbest etiquette takes I’ve ever read. If you want to infer what I mean by my text that’s on you. If you are seriously concerned with what I mean, ask me.
Maybe I missed it last week, but I haven’t seen it mentioned that the lead Hooli investor is Doc from The Love Boat!
I 100% love The Thing. The only thing that could have made it better is if we got to see Wilford Brimley flying that tiny spaceship around. It would have been hilarious and awesome.
Honestly, I feel like the utter lack of budget really helped the film. The monster effects were great, but the movie lives because you couldn’t have too many of them, you had to rely on the character-focused paranoia. Now, when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING…
Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks
I’m pretty sure that song was originally done by Jimmy Eat World and I will fully ignore any evidence to the contrary because everything new is terrible.
Jay Chandrasekhar? The Nutriboom guy?
BOOM BOOM!
The whole holdup scene near the end when Bill Pullman has Judge Reinhold and Danny DeVito at gunpoint is pure gold.
NOFX during the closing credits!
Please tell me you are under age 12.
I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.
“Once I move into somewhere I don’t want anyone else coming in”
Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.
Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.
jesus christ you’ve got a real stick up your ass to spam posting your vitriol, go take a nap
Except it really, really isn’t. I’ll admit there are some solid jokes going on, but it just wasn’t The Muppets, it didn’t have the anarchic, vaudevillain, batshit insane energy the Muppets should have. Where were the random explosions? Where were the absurd one off jokes? The fourth wall breaking meta humor? The…