“when they send their street fighters, they are not sending there best. They are sending cage fighters, they are sending wrestlers. One of them was homeless who beat cars. SAD!”

Overall, I think he was trying to make a point, and his message became what kneeling was all about. From that standpoint, that is the way the public is interpreting it. So I think that’s really incumbent upon us to adopt that. That’s how, I think, the country now is interpreting the kneeling issue.

Shit, you’re right. Thanks for clarifying. Hard to keep these guys straight!

‘accidentally’.

Would you say it’s so easy to get one that even a Vogon poet would qualify?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Donkey Kong climax... ew.

I’m Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy!

If you can dope in curling, you can dope in anything.

Your explanation is somehow worse than your take.

I agree with these letter writers. I truly hate it when people spread rumors about my giant dong. WON’T PEOPLE THINK OF NICK FOLES’ FEELINGS??!?!?

Open Page, ctrl+F, “okenrub mah penis,” 0 results.

The Ramones could barely play and their music is better than all the jazz ever created.

“In His Loving Service” is the worst fucking James Bond movie.

I’m pretty partial to “No, if I know Stu, this was probably the way he wanted to go. Disembowelled by werewolves. Blood and guts splayed onto the trees. His face torn to shreds. I hope I made you feel better.”

I now know why some men are driven to murder. Thank you.

Harding was forced to resort to all kinds of humiliating stunts, including a celebrity boxing match against Paula Jones, in order to earn a paycheck

It’s not his fault your father didn’t like you

“I don’t Wanna Work on Jerry’s Farm No More”