You know what this reminds me of? Peterhof Palace. In Russia.

He’s just like us.

The good old “ephebophilia” defense.

Just keep diggin’ that grave with your big fat mouth, Miles.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

You seem to not understand what “vapid” means. And I’m making fun of you now, not making an academic argument.

I found the fake literary major who thinks s/he is deep because s/he likes Emily Dickinson! They always lose their shit when you trash the trash poet.

Emily Dickinson is why so many people hate poetry.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

Couldn’t be him. You can’t tweet on it.

Now I know why his career was cut short. Guy didn’t know the first thing about coverage.

great, that can can be your obituary

NATO chemtrail operations in full effect there. Don’t believe the “intercept” story - that’s pure cover.

They should have used American Typhoons if they really wanted to get there fast.

Never has “Screengrabber” been more apropos.

“Bitcheon” however, is going to be element 125

Hydrogen deserves two shout-outs. That’s why it’s H2O.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.