Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Hull speed in knots equals 1.34 times the square root of the waterline length in feet.

But Westbrook is being funnier about it so...he wins!

Where’s the pole?

If you want more enemies, try naming it the AMG GT R Vaping Boat!

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What’s wrong with the fried eggs? Seems like they make for a great discount on a good car? That’s like dinging a jeep for having square headlights.

If no one ever mentioned the “fried egg” headlights, no one would even think about them.

This is an unreasonable take.

...than Hannibal Lecter, sure.

I especially love how she uses Trumps own tactic of giving him a derogatory moniker.

Agreed. The wording of this joke is perfection.

Like many of us, and perhaps even your own namesake, Herr Asshat gives no shits about what his narcissism cum fascism looks like outside his own personal realm - instead he bloviates about his pains and struggles against the “system” that is set “against him”.

Perfection. This is perfection.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

8. Which online source do you use the most?

I just read through the survey. I agree, and I feel that the questions were definitely skewed a particular way. There was no attempt at striking a neutral tone to avoid bias.

Chevrolet: origin French, diminutive chevre (goat), in otherwords, goat herder.

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