Wait, that wasn’t Sean Spicer? ;)

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

5. Dane Cook

To be fair, white people voted to burn this country to the ground anyway, so I’m not sure we could blame it on Michelle living in a gold tower in the hypothetical.

Interesting that I don’t see any mention of the fact that this was built on Xtreme Off Road, one of the Power Block series of shows Sunday mornings on Spike. It was interesting to watch them build this up over the season.

You know things are bad when you wish Andrew Breitbart hadn’t died.

The Old Man And The [South China] Sea

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

My Polish, Hungarian and Czech friends all of whom are one generation on from the Holocaust are freaking the hell out. All are naturalized citizens and some of them are arming themselves. You believe what you want to believe, but a fascist is a fascist

No, a special forces unit showing personal allegiance to a despot…

Are you trolling or are you not American or are you really this dumb? The president is the hired help. We the people are the founders, owners, and ultimate authority. Jesus fucking Christ did you never have a day of civics class?

exactly that’s the same thing I tell people when they tell me that crap about evolution... Where you there? did you see it?

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

You fucking dumbass, no Navy unit serves a president (aside from that president being a US citizen like any other US citizen). We’re not in Chile or the Philippines or Thailand.

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

Fixed that for you.

Don’t normalize Nazis. Punch ‘em in the face.

You invite a nazi to Berkeley and you don’t see this coming?! In any climate, let alone this one?!

“Where’s my African American? There he is! Love that guy! Great guy!”

That’s the thing... Fredrick Douglas is one of maybe 3 or 4 famous black americans that your average person COULD probably name. Fredrick Douglas, MLK, Obama, the peanut guy, and the subway lady.