Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

$90k

This is trademark material: The Duggar Look of Female Oppression. TM.

Well come on, now. Ukrainians look white for the most part. Everybody knows that only brown people can be refugees. His mind would be blown if he actually saw some fair skinned, blue eyed, light haired Syrians…thank god all the ones we see on the news have so much dirt all over them from the rubble!

With a clapper?

You got fucking served, you pedant bitch.

Welp, that’s the price you gotta pay to keep your piss video off the internet.

“You cant play chess with a pidgeon.

How long until he flies AF1 ?

How dare you inject politics into a story about military procurement.

Papaya Pinochet is such a great moniker.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

If the Falcons win, I hope they go visit John Lewis instead of going to the White House.

In my experience that ugly humpbacked sister is far more freaky, adventurous, and full of nasty fun than her more traditional looking sister.

One of my favorites.

Conservatives: “We hate blacks, Muslims, women, the poor, unions, GLBT, and basically anyone who doesn’t fit into into our vision of what America should be.

We might not make it to February 20.

Are you Robert Pirsig?

The Kursk is quieter.

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.