Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

Did I Google Image it right?

Like most versions, this one’s gonna have incest.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Russian Winter Palace is way better then Trumps winter place. SAD!!!!

wow he will play catch with his kids he must really love that shit

Bombing with Lybia with B-2’s is a bit down on the horror scale than all out nuclear war. Your sense of proportion is in need of calibration.

While I certainly agree that it’s a good thing to have judges who are sticklers for the law, I want to point out as a lawyer that the debate isn’t about whether or not judges are “sticklers,” but about what the law is in the first place. A lot of what conservatives frame as “judicial activism” is mostly about genuine…

More drunk than blotto, less so than wankered, akin to zonked but with definite elements of tiddly’s humorous malcoordination. Somewhat of a legless pickled. Off your tits without being rat arsed.

Yep. We got tired of Americans being our stupid cousins and were all, “I say, good Sir! Hold my Pims and regard this, if you would be so kind!”

We’re all going to need Jetskis when Donald Trump sinks Chicago in the Second American Civil War

one of those friggin’ Jetski Sea-Doo things

The problem with Spicer is that he’s hyper competitive which makes him combative. So every answer he views as a battle between himself and the reporter who asked it. That doesn’t mean he can’t or won’t lie well, it just means he’s more prone to talking himself into corners.

That is all

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

Making me groen over here.