when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

That comment was real good and Imma letchu finish, but come on now. DonVanSin’s comment in the dual shifter dodge thread is the #COTD hands down.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I fear that even we liberals are missing an important point here.

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

If anything, his assets make him worth $3 billion, then when you add in all his debt he’s probably worth $4.67.

It doesn’t matter how poor you are. If you’re seen in a Wagoneer on Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket you look as rich as old money can get.

If I won the lottery, I would buy one and remove every security torx screw in the engine compartment. Then I would dissolve the zinc plating off a bunch of Phillips head screws and install them into the engine. Then I would strip out all the heads, let the rust set in and bring it in for service. When they ask what…

He has to. His hands are too small to hold a slice.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

oh great, we’re rewarding truth and logic instead of sass now?

My God, that interior is beautiful. I’d buy it just to turn the upholstery into a suit.

#I’mOnlyTwelve

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Be safe and have a designated driver.

I could care less if you think I did it on purpose!

irregardless

The punishment should fit the crime. He should serve 3.14159265359 years in jail.

That headline sounds like the perfect hipster tagline for a cheap beer.