I think most are dead.

Surely you mean Tallynn?

The Carrie Bodybyfisher?

Could be sporty ...

“See honey, I finally put it for sale. Happy?”

Sorry Orlove, this one wins today:

Look at this fucking thing.

Hence the expression "never go full retard."

We also saw a guy who looked like Alexander Siddig, but it wasn’t him.

So, you like exposed trannies?

Anyway, would like to see it in action :P

The guy with the neighbors complaining of the giant white trailer in his driveway needs to replace it with this.

Who else read the headline as “strippers” and was just a little let down?

No, traffic is caused by epic fucksticks who dont know shit about driving or living in a society.

Upon entering the interrogation room, the police began questioning the pilot of the Robinson R66:

It reminds me of a buddy who drag races and was showing off his carbon fibre seat- he weighs around 300lbs

Yeah, those were some big sandals to fill.

Thanks for the nomination, but I’m not really qualified to be a Jalopnik writer because sometimes I don’t proofread to see if I any words out.

It’s a mass production car. Who cares what someone else does with their own car?

Locals stunned.

were strictly a cash-for-medals exchange