Next.................human airbags.

“U.S. naval forces will likely make use of its nimble TK”

Currently 59,998 on Carmax

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

“Yawn.”

Too bad they don’t sell stick-on letters this big at the auto parts store.

He who run behind car get exhausted. He who run in front of car get tired.

Personal fouls committed with team within 15 yards should be automatic touchdown. Problem solved.

With no major rooting interest, I was good either way:

I’m very glad there was never a bobsled track anywhere near my college, because I can guarantee myself and my roommate would have thought that was a good idea at some point.

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

it’s been, what, 14 years or so since this agency was founded, but to this day the word makes me think of any number of dictatorships in the 1930s-40s

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says...........”A beer please and one for the road.”

I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.

As the saying goes, “You can tell a Texan...

Odds Von Dabs sounds like some kind of Dutch nobleman

I’m going back to the sloth story

AMG GT buyers buide:
Have suitcase full of cash on yourself.
Ask for AMG GT.
Exchange cash for car.
Leave.