Bacon car air freshener. Cheap.

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

Bunch of deuce bags.

Beckham promised to make only two handed catches after Jason Pierre Paul complained he felt women overlooked him.

I hate all the cars with letters and numbers instead of names. It is going to take a long time to memorize Mazda C10H15N.

You know, you could have easily said all that without being a dick.

I can do that.

I don’t even have the skill/patience to put on a phone screen protector, I can’t even imagine trying to do a whole car like this.

You guys completely botched the story behind Salton Sea and Bombay Beach:

YEAH BABY VIPER #1! VIPER #1! VIPER#1!

The Jimmy Carter peanut statue in Georgia. I still lose sleep trying to make sense of it.

At sub-$3k for a running car, you can't really go wrong no matter what it is. Put the engine in the middle and you've got a NP all day.

You’re not “encouraging discussion” though. You’re parroting the idiots here. Tavarish has inspired more than few people here, myself included, to go out and buy one of these used gems. If you don’t have the cash, time or mechanical inclinations, by all means don’t buy one but there are a number of us who have all…

I write about cars I find interesting. An Aston Martin V8 Vantage that’s cheaper than a BMW 3-series in good shape qualifies.

So your argument is that I’m somehow swindling a person who is smart and wealthy enough to purchase an exotic car, but is dumb enough to refuse to do any additional research after reading this article? Do I have that right?

Now these I like!!!

People who call car enthusiasts “posers” if they’re not adhering to their purity tests are judgy and insecure, and spend too much time worrying about how other people enjoy their own cars.

“I don’t need no stinkin’ surfboard.”

I thought for sure this would have won COTD. Over 700 recommends at the time of this posting.

for 13 dollars a slider you think im going to shit it out? For that price my body will run at 100% efficiency.