The Redskins wishing anyone a Happy Thanksgiving is like Jason Pierre Paul giving free piano lessons...
The Redskins wishing anyone a Happy Thanksgiving is like Jason Pierre Paul giving free piano lessons...
Walmart. Sporting goods section.
And “Blitzen” didn’t fare well in focus groups of WWII vets.
I believe they went for the name Dasher as “Rudolph Diesel” was already taken.
Racing means winning.
I didn't even read past the title: let's do this thing.
Sounds like whomever invented this suit never took any actual drugs. Ford likely made sure to find the most sober engineer to create the thing.
Do the drivers not care about their livers?
Wow, this sounds fucking terrible. The future sucks.
Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.
We both have so many of them it doesn’t matter which one is “better”. They’re both capable of ceding the planet to the cockroaches.
Do you have any notes from hinged assholes you could post as well?
Not only do I love whale but I love trees too, you haven’t lived till you’ve had cedar plank grilled whale over a California redwood fire!