FUBI = “For Us, By Inuits”

The Redskins wishing anyone a Happy Thanksgiving is like Jason Pierre Paul giving free piano lessons...

No, I was able to get a 128gb hard drive about 8years ago. The original computer was purchased in 1989 for my graduation from high school. It had a 80286 processor running at 12 MHz and a 40mb hard drive and 1mb ram. It was capable of displaying a full 16 colors until I got a new video card that brought that up to…

Walmart. Sporting goods section.

Zombie Slayer!

“Jared’s Subway Smasher”

the Revell Visible V8 model kit.

And “Blitzen” didn’t fare well in focus groups of WWII vets.

I believe they went for the name Dasher as “Rudolph Diesel” was already taken.

My dog would be the one wanting to drive the getaway car. He also would extremely hard to carry under my arm, as he weighs almost 90 pounds and hates being picked up.

Racing means winning.

I didn't even read past the title: let's do this thing.

Sounds like whomever invented this suit never took any actual drugs. Ford likely made sure to find the most sober engineer to create the thing.

Do the drivers not care about their livers?

Wow, this sounds fucking terrible. The future sucks.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

We both have so many of them it doesn’t matter which one is “better”. They’re both capable of ceding the planet to the cockroaches.

Do you have any notes from hinged assholes you could post as well?