I see your window Jeep and raise you a circuit board inside an Aston Martin Lagonda.

I don’t think this is ridiculous at all, especially on a Rolls-Royce. It’s very clever.

Wanted one of these from the moment they came out. Being a broke college kid they were mostly dreams. However, one of my friend’s dad had bought one. A few months later he decided to trade vehicles with his son. I remember being super jealous of his awesome luck . . . until I finally rode in the thing. 10 min later…

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

The people who own these have a sales team who give quotes.

Jalops be like “PART IT OUT!”

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

Is knocking retards still legal in Texas?

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I’m going to head outside with a Sharpie and just start writing “Dune” in block letters on people’s cars. When they stop me and start to yell I’ll just tell them “you’re welcome for making it off-road ready.”

J.J. Watt would definitely be pulling you over for going 58 in a 55 had this football thing not worked out

Done.

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Nissan Maxima pickup truck?

They make awesome planters!

The G-wagen

I tried to set a Guiness World Record once, but my family accused me of alcoholism.

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That being said, I just watched the video and that is the biggest and most impressive tug I’ve ever seen. What a beast.