That’s just pretty much for fucking weight reduction.

I see your window Jeep and raise you a circuit board inside an Aston Martin Lagonda.

I don’t think this is ridiculous at all, especially on a Rolls-Royce. It’s very clever.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

Wanted one of these from the moment they came out. Being a broke college kid they were mostly dreams. However, one of my friend’s dad had bought one. A few months later he decided to trade vehicles with his son. I remember being super jealous of his awesome luck . . . until I finally rode in the thing. 10 min later…

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

So Gawker Media decided it was a good idea to can a weather specific sub blog and then post weather “news” in Gizmodo? In what universe does that make sense?

I miss Dennis :(

The people who own these have a sales team who give quotes.

Jalops be like “PART IT OUT!”

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

Is knocking retards still legal in Texas?

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I’m going to head outside with a Sharpie and just start writing “Dune” in block letters on people’s cars. When they stop me and start to yell I’ll just tell them “you’re welcome for making it off-road ready.”

J.J. Watt would definitely be pulling you over for going 58 in a 55 had this football thing not worked out

Done.

Dear diary ...

Nissan Maxima pickup truck?

They make awesome planters!