Almost 60. Dammit. You also know dang well you would hang it out with a car like that, driven in your very own neighborhood. I also live 4 miles or 3 minutes from the state police barracks on one of the most scenic and hot rodded roads in the north east. I may not get locked up, after all I made it this far, but it…

My only problem with this purchase is I am on the cusp of 60 years young, with the wallet that entails but the functioning maturity of a 17 year old. The problem arises with how my grown children, with family’s of their own, will be able to schedule the visits to prison. I’m gonna need a large commisary.

Nah, this is the best looking Prius.

This is great and I appreciate all of your race coverage. You see, your dedication and enthusiasm comes through on every post. I would also like to point out to a certain few in the comentariat, there isn’t one shot of that distracting bunny. I am sure they will thank you for the restraint.

A true Audi aficionado may drop 20k. I’m not and I wouldn’t. Need a light?

Buy it, write about it, expense it. Sell it. It could become a educational reminder and vindication of the Tavarish brand. Or it could send you to the poorhouse. Sure would be a vicariously fun adventure.

It is a fantasy question. So everything is possible.

Wait a minute, hold on there fella, Torch never specified fucker or fuckee.

Gezundtite.

I know, think of the expense of the interior windshield wiper.

Crack and a forty. Sixty five so you can remove the taint and return to stock.

Really? Harshing on the bunny? One hundred dollars says you are “That Guy” at the party.

The Atlantic Conveyor.

Forget last nights craigslist ad for lady atractant. This would work.

Maybe, but you have to have a credit card. You give your driveway rat a credit card? Father of the year, you get my vote.

In New Jersey you are unable to take your drivers license road test unless your vehicle has a emergency brake on the console. This means renting or borrowing. Borrowing for a 17 year old is tough, as their peers cars rarely pass inspection. Renting is tough as you have to be twenty five. Daddy is tough, because I’m…

Here you go.....Ghia.

As part of my campaign to keep the whippersnappers away from the real perils of the street like her-ron and hoo- ahhs, this is way better then bail money. As a bonus it will teach them there is more to the metric system then grams and kilos. Nice price.

But..... If you have to paint, especially if you have some one else do it, have it done off the car. You will save a ton.