Yeah, whenever I hear
'Tyrone" I either think of (white) Tyrone Power or someone's scary idea of a black guy.

"Tyrone" seems to, at least currently, only exist as a go-to stereotypical black name. So…yeah.

You, my friend, just solved the riddle of what should have been on the 1491s Redskins-parodying shirts on TDS.

So, having not heard previous casting announcements, I read this headline and thought "Hey! Keegan-Michael Key would actually make a great Clark Griswold!"

One of the worst periods of my life was when Constantine Maroulis was on American Idol. Although, I did actually convince a wan on the phone that I was him; that was fun.

Coincidentally "The Happening" is on TV today, a movie that seems to have similarly been birthed from a prank.

are we counting Spider-Man movies?

I'll probably see this movie, and I'll likely enjoy it, but super-goddamn if you didn't just nail that one.

Same here. Made me so happy that he had the titular line.

once it left your mouth, you wished you could snatch it back.

Robert Culp was perfect on that show.

And I'd never deny that the Red Sox ripped off their name from the WS. But that's generations ago, and right or wrong (in your opinion) "the Sox" is a perfectly legitimate nickname. This isn't really "might makes right" so much as it's just tradition. Insignificant, somehow offensive-to-Chicagoans tradition. Also, "we…

No, I'm not. I'm just winding you up. But seriously, you can't deny that the Red Sox have a wider national following, especially on the heels of 3 championships in 10 years. Also, it's not like the Red Sox are some fly-by-night newcomer. We can both be "the Sox," especially considering that I guarantee you if you say…

Manos: Hand of Stupid

There are no words. Robin Williams was my comedy hero before I discovered Carlin and Pryor, and to this day credit him for helping me laugh, not with cynicism, but with joy, during the most difficult periods of my life. There was, and will only ever be, one Robin Williams. This is such a drastic, immeasurable shame.

I couldn't live in a world without Mac and Me.

That is a line that has made it's way into my very being.

"This certainly is an upsetting amount of pancakes."

Yeah, that's pretty much the comedy apex for me too. This is a very, very close second.
I might have to revise this opinion. It's close.

Not true. I can easily separate the two and I think it was the most overrated album of maybe the last decade. It's not terrible, but not great by any stretch. Just my opinion. Others are entitled to theirs.