Don’t you want to see the headline “Trump dies of COVID-19"? I’m pretty sure Kotaku would be throwing a party if that happened.

BJ gets beheaded and they just throw his head on another body and he’s stronger than ever... but THIS is the part that’s unbelievable?

“And yes, like any reasonable person, I am incredibly jealous.”

The US has reduced their carbon emissions by nearly 20% since 2000, yet India and China have more than doubled. Why is she complaining to American leaders when we’re nowhere near the biggest contributor? When she starts talking to China, I’ll take her seriously. Until then, shes just parroting what the adults tell her…

They could do what Epic did with Gears 5 and just apply male animations to the female models and call it a day.

I’ve never seen Dances with Wolves and I hadn’t seen Pocahontas since I was like 8 so I didn’t draw the story parallels until the internet pointed them out and I honestly still don’t care. It’s unoriginal but so is Uncharted and I love that game to death for a lot of the same reasons: awesome special effects,…

Turkey baster?

You do realize that Bioshock 1 was kinda the game that started the audio diary trend right? It’s either audio diaries or narrative-heavy cutscenes, which is not usually a good way to deliver exposition in a FPS. Bioshock has the depth of a good novel, but needs to be paced well. The optional audio diaries was a great…

Does it really matter what he was responsible for? Does that make a good show worse because a shithead made it? Harvey Weinstein was involved with The Lord of the Rings trilogy among other notable classics, but you don’t see people freaking out over that.

You ridicule someone on live tv enough in America, they elect you President.

You gotta read the room, and in his case, he was telling the joke to the world. Live tv is never a good place for even the mildest of racial jokes.

Remember when Steam banned South Park: The Stick of Truth because of the scene where the kids shrink down to miniature size and have a boss fight underneath the protagonist’s parents having sex doggystyle, with swinging titties and ballsacks? Yeah, me neither. #consistency

In South Park: The Stick of Truth, the kids shrink down to a few inches tall and sneak into the MC’s parents’ room and have a boss fight underneath them while the dad is fucking the mom doggystyle, complete with swinging titties and ballsacks. And it’s on Steam.

Please show me unequivocal proof that they reused models from 3DS. Because otherwise, you’re just a loony internet conspiracy theorist. The new models look great and animate well. The 3DS models looked.... well, they looked like 3DS graphics. Name one single video game in the history of video games that had 900 unique …

Also, can you please follow me? I may have made a offcolor remark once but I promise I’ll behave! I was probably having a bad day. I hate the pending approval for innocent posts. 

I swear to god there better be a good reason why they can’t show inside or outside a Pokémon center. Like it better be cool as hell or that’s just Nintendo trolling reviewers to see how you’ll go to appease their embargo.

“The camera is rolling, thousands are watching, yeah, no one will report me. Let’s do this.” -His inner thoughts moments before hitting his pregnant girlfriend, probably

Well put. There aren’t many things that are black and white in this world, but spousal abuse is definitely one of them.

My friend’s shitty brother body slammed his pregnant girlfriend after she found evidence of his cheating in his phone. He’s a ripped veteran, she’s a 100 lb of nothing. It wasn’t the first time he hit her either and it was a steady escalation that started with slapping and pushing too. 

Obviously they didn’t add them because the game is made by a bunch of racists. /s