She has steady work though. She was on I think the Armani website the other day (it was a high end makeup one). And her print campaigns are usually nice. She had a really beautiful figure before VS made her drop a lot of weight.

The Kardashians were birthed by a sex tape. People who claim that they were famous because Robert Kardashian was OJ’s best friend and lawyer (he wasn’t his lawyer) are rewriting history. No one knew a thing about them in the 90's.

This weekend, I had to explain to my boyfriend the lineage of the Kardashian clan (Cannot remember why, something about the O.J. story) and when I got to Kylie and Kendall I said they were models. He said “Oh supermodels?” And then I spent about 15 minutes trying to explain the difference between supermodels and the…

Her entire life seems to be ‘be in the spotlight as much as possible’ so no.

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

Ok, gotta ask: What's her main source of income? I don't think she has to be heading out of the house to work a shift at Wal-Mart...

Please note that one of these things that she puts into her mouth is fucking mysterious rock resin that the Soviets thought might be medicinal. Bye.

But what does she eat? Like, when she is sad or angry or realizes that dating blows? I see no pie on this list.

Ok, but when does she eat? None of these are food. *she said, while furiously cramming poptarts into her mouth*

And yet she really doesn’t look that much more healthy or radiant as anyone else in the magazine. Funny.

The fact that this woman, who writes about eating that...food, is named “Bacon,” is either a cosmic travesty and an assault upon all that is right and good, or the source of constant, niggling torture and temptation for her, in which case it is cosmic justice. The fact that I absolutely know that one of these two…

I can’t tell if this is a real journal, or a parody twitter account for a green juice place.

i’ve been googling shilajit for an hour and i still don’t know what it is. i’m not sure anyone does.

I has raised by hippies, I eat local and organic and stalk farmers, and I’m currently googling mizuna recipes because I got a fuckton of it in this week’s CSA basket. And I still have NO EFFING CLUE what this lady is ingesting.

This article made me feel like I couldn’t read. WHAT EVEN ARE THESE WORDS?!

What the fuck is Anne of LA doing with those avocados???

I don’t understand how someone with such a tasty last name could have such an unappetizing diet.

Damn, I thought I was doing OK with my Green Tea w/Jasmine. unsweetened.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else