Good point I should’ve mentioned. It is possible to get repatriation, but you really have to be sure to read the fine print. 

It’s not because the pie is a gift but more because the pie is hidden. It falls under the good brown liquor rules. Everyone can get a spot of E&J, but the Henny? It’s hidden until I offer it to you. And when I do offer it you, shut the fuck up and keep it on the hush.

With a little effort, I could pop my back, drop the weight on my left foot and get the heel of my right foot on the bounce. It’s probably very good, but it looks like the body is off-balance.

FYI, folks. If you have enough money to travel internationally, you have enough money to protect yourself in case of medical emergency. You need two things:

that sucker is over 10 feet of beer and weighs 85 pounds

In my experience, it used to be that a significant portion of new breweries were good, maybe 50-75% with half of them being great, now with the explosion of new breweries it is more like 50% that are good, maybe 20% that are worth being a regular and 10% being great.

I assume you know you aren’t being shown these because they’re sensible (or even good, necessarily). You’re being shown them because the shitbags that now run the parent company of this site get a cut from anybody dumb enough to click through and buy them.

I assume you know you aren’t being shown these because they’re sensible (or even good, necessarily). You’re being…

We still think you’re great! Let’s just go to Waffle House and save you the trouble. 

Strong name/comment synergy, right here.

I want to believe, but at the end of the day banks gonna bank. 

To make up for the gaffe, they have something really big planned for Easter next year.

It’s not a complete shit box because it’s not his car.

Dammit - math is hard ;-)

Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line and a service representative will be with you.

Thing is on.  They’re just being silent until this news cycle is over. Then it’s back to business as usual.

HE HAD THE BOOK . I wish I could see his eyes widen ever so slightly when he passed over the statute that proved her correct.

Need a laugh my ass off emoji.

Being a cop is hard and dangerous, and it’s a very important role that society depends on. Which is why we have to let cops constantly fuck up, make terrible judgement calls and fail at even the basic parameters of their jobs with no consequences! Otherwise, something, something, crime wins. 

if only it were that simple...