Needs more cheese.

Hey there. Intrigued. 

I’ll definitely be trying this. I love smoked trout and was over the moon when I realized most of my Trader Joe’s carry two versions, canned and vacuum packed. The only way this could be more perfect would be if I added gelatin and finally put one of my copper molds left over from the early ‘80s to use.

Ding ding ding.

if someone put up notes in my office saying “someone keeps swiping all the nut, fruit, and cheese snack packs and clearly hoarding them at home because half of them are gone the day after grocery delivery,” i would feel targeted.

So it’s YOU.

I had this in my head:

I stand corrected. 

Nope. I don’t think anything could improve upon a mischief of rats. It’s perfect.

If you learn the ins and outs of the menu kiosk you can do wonders to customize your McRib experience...and do a few other cool hacks as well.

People who type in all caps.

All the major supermarkets in York have them, for a start. They’re mostly cereals like Lucky Charms, but also often contain marshmallows, peanut butter and Hershey products.

And the Temple has to be a Ticket reference

Perfection! Because caraway seed should be in the mix, but they’re fraidy cats, so we’ll get it in the chips.

Fuck this shit.

“but humans are just really surprisingly good at staying alive”

Our cat did the same thing, only it was actual string. He did not let us remove it, and we had to wait for it to pass naturally. It must have been about 6ft.

I said what I said.

“There are like 100 different types of kimchi, so it depends… Instead of using kimchi as a noun, I like to use it as a verb: Can we kimchi that?” says Bill Kim, chef and owner at Chicago’s UrbanBelly and Belly Q.