LOL because it’s true. Also, 20s. And perhaps early 30s...

I know that feel. White and Southern but not a military family. I was taught all through growing up that the policeman is your friend. I was never told that was really only the case because I was a clean-cut white boy.

Scooby-SCOOBY-Doo?

I don’t want to make light of this situation and so glad that the girl has been saved from what was being done to her but with that said

Richardson has one of those generically white-dude faces that looks like a million other late-30s guys with stubble.

It can be two things.

Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew steel and aluminum tariffs could be so complicated.

This is exactly the conversation I had with my eight year old:

Louisiana’s comparative fault. Oh, I hate that you’re spot-on.

Please do not do this. Ugh.

But who do you get to chew scenery in giant handsfull as effectively as Tilda did in Snowpiercer?

• Do you have a go-to “I’m sickly” soup? Usually beef & barley or chicken & rice, but my girlfriend has been converting me over to pho. Especially with chili oil when I have a cold.

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of butt-hurt MRA types suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I think something wonderful has happened.

Because you don’t see them when they run in ‘right’ direction.

African or European?

Right on - lengua tacos are great.