If you like dipping your bacon or sausage into the syrup that runs off your pancakes, you’ll probably like chicken & waffles.  But wait until you’re somewhere with a better option than the KFC and IHOP you mentioned below.

They are the same people who think a rapist is always a scary looking stranger hiding in a bush, or that a racist is always a redneck living in a trailer park.

Probably kkknoose.

“I don’t even keep kosher myself” 

They’re not nearly that organized.

Sounds about white.

“The nomenclature for Starbucks is there for one reason: To allow the consumer to avoid guilt in ordering up in size, thus buying more product.”

Five.

This is why EVERY menu item, no matter how fancy the restaurant, should be numbered.

“If 40K more a year is causing you to close, how successful was your business to begin with.”

I’m going to work this into my routine, thank you!

Did the mean old internet make you sad?  Sorry Snowflake.

I’m curious as to why you didn’t include assisted pull-ups in the “can’t do one” list.

I wouldn’t take most current SUV’s off-road at all.

I’m going to break this into categories because that’s more fun :)

As the parent of a 5-year old who flies with us 4-6 times a year, and has since she was 6-months old, please let me say... NO.

Exactly. Back in the day I’ve been “blind drunk”, “blackout drunk”, and in one memorable occassion “shit myself drunk.”

How does 6 incidents result in just 3 charges?

Mazel Tov!

“...expected to argue that Urbanski did so because he was “out-of-his-mind drunk,”...”