Don’t judge truffles by that experience. The flavor you get from products like truffle butter or oil (unless it’s the more expensive kinds) is just not the same as what you get from actual truffles.

You can get a similar kind of umami bomb by adding fish sauce to the butter. :)

I love mayo on fries... but hashbrowns are ketchup territory :)

Ketchup, obviously.

What if you put both on top of a poached egg... on top of your mac-n-cheese?

I can’t even put my thoughts into sentences here.

“Now you’re probably wondering how them Duke boys got themselves into this one.”

“ I came in first and last.”

Not disaster related, but I like to do this same thing with figs!

And... scene <3

You’re too late!  I’ve already clutched my pearls and “blessed your heart”!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Sweet Potato Casserole needed marshmallows.

I set the sweet potato casserole on fire a few years ago, specifically the marshmallows.

As a Baptist I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

“After an emergency hearing, our sweets committee has determined that peach cobbler qualifies as a pie.”

Some travel insurance will cover repatriation, so be sure you check before adding a second service to cover that.

And I’m giving him a little side-for not not imposing the death penalty on everyone, including the character.

I’m far from an expert but this lift seems like a really good way to hurt yourself.

I don’t have a waffle iron, but every Thanksgiving I make extra stuffing just to use for turkey hash the next day.

*shines flashlight under his chin*