Try Catsup instead.

You can’t just go around keeping brown people from dying.

I’ll guess Austin.

He’s white, he’s know and recognizable, he’s middle-of-the-road politically, and he’s living off the glow from 8 years sharing the spotlight with one of our greatest ever Presidents.

Have I got a life-saver for you. It’s a casserole, it’s topped with cheese, and it uses not one, but TWO “cream of” soups.

“The only thing I like on the Thanksgiving plate is Stove Top stuffing.” 

Agreed 100%.

“A lot of breweries does not equal a lot of good beer.”

People continue to be the best thing about being a person.

That leaves way too much time for Pence to consolidate power and the GOP to rally around him for the next election. We want Trump to keel over a few weeks before next Halloween.

I am getting all the Michelle Obama power vibes off of this young lady and I am LOVING it.  <3

“Hemsworth said that the sign made her so uncomfortable that she couldn’t enjoy her meal”

It’s true. I walked around out of breath for weeks earlier this year and just told myself “oh I’m out of shape.”

That’s superstar performance!

Yeah I hadn’t even thought of that but you’re likely 100% correct :(

Yeah I hadn’t even thought of that but you’re likely 100% correct :(

this is the only correct answer.

Sir, she’s going from suck to blow!

I imagine they are jumping over lazy dogs.

“a small dessert of ricotta, walnuts, and Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Bun Spread”

$100 for a pair of boots that I’ll be lucky fit her for one winter?

$100 for a pair of boots that I’ll be lucky fit her for one winter?