“I don’t even keep kosher myself” 

They’re not nearly that organized.

Sounds about white.

“The nomenclature for Starbucks is there for one reason: To allow the consumer to avoid guilt in ordering up in size, thus buying more product.”

Five.

This is why EVERY menu item, no matter how fancy the restaurant, should be numbered.

“If 40K more a year is causing you to close, how successful was your business to begin with.”

I’m going to work this into my routine, thank you!

Did the mean old internet make you sad?  Sorry Snowflake.

I’m curious as to why you didn’t include assisted pull-ups in the “can’t do one” list.

I wouldn’t take most current SUV’s off-road at all.

I’m going to break this into categories because that’s more fun :)

As the parent of a 5-year old who flies with us 4-6 times a year, and has since she was 6-months old, please let me say... NO.

Exactly. Back in the day I’ve been “blind drunk”, “blackout drunk”, and in one memorable occassion “shit myself drunk.”

How does 6 incidents result in just 3 charges?

Mazel Tov!

“...expected to argue that Urbanski did so because he was “out-of-his-mind drunk,”...”

Don’t judge truffles by that experience. The flavor you get from products like truffle butter or oil (unless it’s the more expensive kinds) is just not the same as what you get from actual truffles.

You can get a similar kind of umami bomb by adding fish sauce to the butter. :)

I love mayo on fries... but hashbrowns are ketchup territory :)