Ketchup, obviously.

What if you put both on top of a poached egg... on top of your mac-n-cheese?

I can’t even put my thoughts into sentences here.

“Now you’re probably wondering how them Duke boys got themselves into this one.”

“ I came in first and last.”

Not disaster related, but I like to do this same thing with figs!

And... scene <3

You’re too late!  I’ve already clutched my pearls and “blessed your heart”!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Sweet Potato Casserole needed marshmallows.

I set the sweet potato casserole on fire a few years ago, specifically the marshmallows.

As a Baptist I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

“After an emergency hearing, our sweets committee has determined that peach cobbler qualifies as a pie.”

Some travel insurance will cover repatriation, so be sure you check before adding a second service to cover that.

And I’m giving him a little side-for not not imposing the death penalty on everyone, including the character.

I’m far from an expert but this lift seems like a really good way to hurt yourself.

I don’t have a waffle iron, but every Thanksgiving I make extra stuffing just to use for turkey hash the next day.

*shines flashlight under his chin*

Try Catsup instead.

You can’t just go around keeping brown people from dying.

I’ll guess Austin.