WHAT!?

“poached radishes”

“Listen, the first murder in the Bible: Cain killed Abel with a rock. God didn’t blame the rock.” 

Ich mache nur meinen job.

“It can’t always be just about putting us in our places.” 

If someone told me they were making cacio e pepe then brought me this, I’d call the police.

Fuck off with that dumb shit.

Wow, I can take 5 classics that none of you picked and beat all your lists, without even getting to the B-sides:

Fixed that for you :P

Found one.

It’s a 4 step process.

So I should only go out to eat at places where the appetizers work for me as a meal, or where the portions are exactly the amount I feel satisfied with for that meal?

I’m pretty sure the only three “flavor profiles” at Chili’s are “fried”, “salty” and “dessert.”

I’d be curious to see the crossover with Trump voters.

If you’re ever in Dallas, check out Cane Rosso. It’s a small Neapolitan pizza chain (VPN certified) named after one of the owner’s past pups.

Sure you SAY that.

“President Trump on Gilroy, CA Shooting: “We will continue to work together as communities and as citizens to stop evil, prevent violence and protect the safety of all Americans.”

I love that picture so much. Not just for everything that’s going on, but just for the oddly sureal nature of it.