“at some point you have to look at the exterior.”

If I not only allowed, but encouraged my kid to play in the road, and took video of her doing it, I’d be up on charges if she got hit by a car.

I’m torn between my disgust for fake ass social medial jerk-offs getting anything, and my enjoyment of big companies getting scammed.

The best part is how hard it is to get a traditional read on ROI for social media marketing.  You can pretty much make whatever numbers you need out of what’s available.

“At fast-food restaurants, 81 percent of diners say they don’t tip.”

“If you listen to the internet, this was one of the worst performances in the history of our country ... it was a fake set of facts that the Democrats used, and others, to try and do really an illegal overthrow, but we’re going find out about that.”

Two words for you:

Damn it.

We agree.

There should totally be a mother sauce name for the basic Oil-Greens-Acid+ whatever sauce!

Cookie Puss is an abomination.

“ I eat salads for breakfast and I’m on a diet that requires me to throw away doughnuts without even smelling them. Maybe a more qualified person could have written this...” 

Fudgie the Whale says fuck yo lists.

“Just don’t be racist.”

Assuming I was the kind of busy-body who worries about what the neighborhood kids are doing, my first step here would have been “walk over and see what’s going on” rather than calling the cops.

Great job ignoring the second half of the quote. You know, the part that provides all the context and shows that your “take” on this is completely wrong.

Last year FIFA generated more than four and a half billion dollars in revenue.

I think it’s fine for someone to ask “hey what’s that pin?” and for the individual to talk about it if they want, and to the degree they want.

That’s cute, but the grownups are talking, so off you go.