At my daughter’s school it’s a food allergy rule.

• Dabbed on ‘em

“If I order some meatballs, will you have some?”

For a party of 8 that’s less than 4 glasses each, for a night out.

You’ve got to read the comments prior to commenting on them or you’ll sound like a redundant idiot.

The culinary world is rife with misogyny.

In Game 4 of the 97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan shot 11 of 27, had 4 rebounds, 4 assists, and no blocks. It’s often regarded as the worst playoff game of his career.

I appreciate the confirmation!

From a VERY brief reading of this site (https://www.kidswithfoodallergies.org/page/label-law-food-allergen-labeling-consumer-protection-act.aspx) it sounds like the laws governing allergen listing in food ingredients only requires “that foods are labeled to identify the eight major food allergens. The eight major…

But then you might as well just cut Everclear into Hawaiian punch for the buzz.  Isn’t it nicer to get there with a tasty beverage?

Let me introduce you to session beer.

Because only hipsters like good beer?

I’m gonna make a tiny edit there:

It’s a Frilled Shark :D

“Officer Eric Cartment”

What did you do with it?  It’s meant to be added to things in small quantities, like hot sauce. (And like hot sauce, everyone has a different definition of “small quantities.”)

“X doesn’t completely eliminate Y” is the weakest of arguments.

Yeah, I mean I’M fine, I’m a damned paragon of virtue, skill, and common sense.  It’s all these other knuckle-heads I’m worried about ;)

3 years was totally just a number I pulled out of my ass for discussion. :)  I could get behind 6.  Or maybe a sliding scale based on age that another commenter suggested?