That’s a bad opinion and you are a bad person who should feel bad.

lol, you must have never been to Waco.  It’s racist as fuck.

I haven’t seen it on a menu here in the states yet, but I had a pigeon pie in Marrakech a few years ago and it was delicious.  I’d definitely be game to try other preparations.

Lights off and sound up!

That’s adorable.  Does your mommy know you have her phone?

U no reed gud.

It’s not women’s jobs to fix men.

It’s cool to think that, after 44 years of waiting, this great old Mustang is FINALLY going to be able to crash into a curb leaving Cars & Coffee.

The single best use of lox, cream cheese and capers is inside a french style omelet.

Be sure to add the $12 silicon lid to have the perfect sous vide container:

From the military’s perspective it’s basically “don’t wear your hood in formation.” Pretty much anything else will be overlooked.

How do I even get that thing into my bong?

It could be bravado, but it’s also likely a reflection of the immediacy of the act of hitting someone in a car, vs. hitting them with a train.

So more of a milk mustache?

I’m not even sure what kind of animal a Magnesia is!

“Part of the trouble is that milk has a federal “standard of identity,” which states that milk can be defined as “the lacteal secretion, practically free from colostrum, obtained by the complete milking of one or more healthy cows.”

People are weird.

Let’s take it one step further and start a rumor that black people actually STARTED the klan.

Hmmmm... now I want to try this with pork chops and BtB Garlic Base.