That’s not the same thing at all.

Drunk. White. Florida. Racist.

I don’t know if I want the FBI deciding they can investigate people based on the names of songs they write.

You know what Lamb Fries are, right? Personally I skip ‘em.

“Sadly, the guest turned an opportunity to have a substantive, informative discussion into a blatant discussion of the truth about our host.”

Well luckily your feelings on his family don’t mean shit.

When people stop throwing money at stupid shit, marketers will stop putting out so much stupid shit.

Everyday in America is White Day.

“and had to spin the dial from one channel to another”

As a father I can imagine how HE feels.

But what if I use that million to become a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE!?

“There’s no valid financial reason for the vast majority of Republican voters to vote Republican.”

I’m pretty sure that next year you’ll be able to copy/paste this article and have it stand about an 80% chance of being just as right as it was this year.

“Sarah Huckabee Sanders told Axios that Trump “has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

I was interpreting that to mean they tried to get her to sign something that looked like it dealt with another topic, but was designed to lock up the image rights.

I’m sure there are some very fine people on both sides.