I don’t give a shit. Unless you do, then I guess I do too? I dunno...

Nobody gives a shit that you don’t give a shit.

Yeah, like I’m new to eating a family order of wings by myself.

“Obama played way too much damn golf”

“I have not seen...”

I can not WAIT to see the Clapback Mailbag from this one.

I’m sorry you were offended

Just remember, when you stare to deeply into the 6-pack... it also stares back at you.

Sure, in cases of gross negligence, or situations where the waiver covers things that are completely unreasonable. Not clearly recognizable dangers like getting hit with a golf ball at a golf tournament.

Goes to volunteer at golf tournament.

Bye troll.

Seriously, this game could be so much fun if they just took off the pads and made it flag football.

I’d also like to see more films where the main character is gay, and it’s clear, but that’s not what the film is about.

“He’s very shiftless and doesn’t like work.” 

Is milkshaping kind of like butter sculpture?

The cookies are good. Not great... good.

Preach.

But why?

Tottenham Hotspurs.