There is literally a table in the photo for this.

“but Instant Pots should never be cleaned with steel wool or even abrasive scrub sponges”

“but Instant Pots should never be cleaned with steel wool or even abrasive scrub sponges”

I knew before I even got into the comments that they would be full of d-bags waving their Scoville-peens around.

“Why is gender reveal lasagna a thing?”

Jesus Christ.

Remember the “dismiss” button, it’s going to be your friend for this one.

“Magistrate Judge Bernardo P. Velasco” 

TEACHER! TEACHER! Duck Sauce used the “T” word!

“working on a rules change regarding six-packs on the House Floor”

I have one that I picked up on sale about three years ago.

Two-Hearted is probably my all-time favorite IPA.

Yeah, it turns out that I’ve been Marie Kondo’ing my life every few years for the last 20 years or so every time I’ve moved. :D 

Snow is a punishment, not a reward.

Mmmmmm, Steamed Hams.

“No one seems to be able to clearly enunciate what the problem is with Johnson’s hair.”

Literally came to post this. :)

As a Tottenham fan, yesterday was a disappointment, but as a football fan I enjoyed watching de Gea put on an absolute goalkeeping clinic in the second half. Hard to even be mad about the loss.

Me.  It’s me.  :(

As a Cowboys fan who lives on the East Coast, and knew we didn’t have the slightest chance in the post-season, I’m happily lapping up the tears of the Eagles fans all around me.

I love to batch and bottle Negroni (my go-to cocktail.) It might be psychosomatic, but along with being convenient, it seems to mellow a bit with some age.