I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

Is this from the inauguration?

WAIT A SECOND.

Guys, I am really bothered by my husband today. I’m going to my local women’s march and I asked him if he wanted to go. His reason for saying no is that he wants to go to the car dealership to look at a vehicle, and when I pressed him on it he said very mockingly “Do you need a man to speak out for your rights, or can…

Remember when Trump was criticizing Obama for playing golf so much?

The Lisa Frank Bible would be a massive hit.

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit. Stick that in your pipes and smoke it, haters.

Honestly, I think you’ve answered your own question. No, they don’t have better things to debate (because debate isn’t valued the way it is in our religion) and they never have.

I mean, I feel bad for her, because this bible had blank spots in it for notes, so why is it bad that she highlighted things. This reminds me of the most confusing aspect of my recent Byzantine history class, which was all the heresies. I’m a Jew. Jews generally don’t kick other Jews out of the faith unless you REALLY…

Oh, Kate McKinnon we love you so.

Yeah, that needs to reiterated. Trump is literally so unpopular that the biggest act at his inauguration is only doing it because their boss, who is not a performance artist, is contractually obliging them to.

If Hillary had won she wouldn’t haven’t needed to do this. People would have been lining around the block to play for her inauguration. Who wouldn’t want to perform for the the inauguration for the first woman president of the United States? You would have made the history books.

This is something straight out of a scene with a Bond villain. A bunch of shiny legged young women in tears being told, “DANCE! DANCE FOR THE MAN!”

I want them to show up in a rainbow of pantsuits.

Everyone is entitled to her own political beliefs, but there is no room for this in the workplace.