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The damage was done long before Obama told Putin to stop. The damage was done when the media decided Clinton’s win was assured and that she should be dogged relentlessly for every email revelation, real or imagined. We can complain about Russia all we want, but Russians didn’t force the New York Times to dedicate

I watched the press conference in it’s entirety and tried imagining Donald Trump’s response to these pressers, then I realized the only pressers in Donald’s press conferences will be from Breitbart, the Crusader, Stormfront, and Russia Today.

if he even does press conferences. let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

Bullshit. Devote their resources to what? This was literally the only election occurring in the country.

All these machinations about how to kick Trump out of office now, or limit his power, when all we had to fucking do was vote for Hillary Clinton in the first place.

“Well, okay, but were we so concerned about the hours and hours and hours spent on the golf course of the current president.” Um yes, literally any time he used the restroom, Republicans screamed at the top of their lungs he was wasting time that should have been devoted to something more important. The irony is since

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

Well, her hair is already dead because she dyes it too much. Seriously Kellyanne just give up and wear a wig at this point.

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

Remember when President Obama played golf on occasion and took family trips at Christmas and in the summers, and everyone took it super well because everyone knows the President has lots of spare time? Me either.

I wish these old men would just die off already. FFS they all look like Senator Palpatine’s last dying breath before the dark side takes over.

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

This is the TIME Design team rn:

These two people both perfectly fit the description of “average-to-odd looking people who everyone is strangely attracted to.”

The only good thing to come of Jill Stein’s inanity is that she continues to push Donald Trump to rail against the election process and continue to prove how unhinged he is.

Enjoy the (relatively) good vibes you are receiving now, Jill. On January 21, 2017 you will return to being a shitty footnote to this shitty election.

I’m sure Baldwin never imagined that this would be his lasting contribution to the world. 

This is the best.

What can be done to combat this kind of thinking? I have immediate family members that just flatly refuse to grapple with facts-- when they’re confronted with them, they just say, “I don’t believe that”. It feels like democracy hangs on us figuring out a way to bring these people back into the realm of reality, but I