A lot of white women are very scared of black people and brown people, so they voted for putting them away in jail or sending them back to Mexico/Syria. They also love babies and hate sluts who kill them. They also hate sluts, period. The fact that so many voted for him is not a fucking surprise.

OMG. The president-elect, everyone. Look at that thought process. “Loss of citizenship” for a legal act of protest? And I thought this asshole couldn’t surprise me anymore.

She is a Godless and soulless creature from Kaiju dimension .

Jesus, has it only been two weeks?!??! Feels like a fucking lifetime of misery and dread for the future. I can barely remember a time when I thought things might turn out well.

Yeah, I don’t see any real evidence, either. But my personal take: I don’t think there’s any harm in doing a recount (provided it’s paid for, and done by Dec. 19th). I don’t think it’ll do any good, frankly. I don’t doubt that maybe there are a few thousand votes off either way, but not enough to flip a state, much…

she only raised $3.5m for herself over the entire election

I can’t wait to hear Syphilitic Tangerine’s response to this at 3AM

the “fart noise” at the end elevates this comment to poetry.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

Nikki Haley with zero foreign policy experience is being appointed as UN Ambassador, probably because she’s “vaguely foreign looking” to Trump. The guy is doing his best to break the government into a million pieces.

I think he is saving that one for Dr. Oz.

“Ben Carson has absolutely no expertise on housing policies nor is he qualified for this position, but he is black,”

Let’s just call this what it is: he offered that job to Ben Carson because he associates the word “Urban” with “Black”. We’re living in a fucking Chappelle’s Show skit. My God.

Like, seriously, surgeon, Surgeon General...did no one think of that? I don’t like Carson and don’t want him to have any measure of power but at least he knows that area...

I’ve always had a feeling that the apocalypse would start in America.

This woman and her husband just about literally own the GOP legislature in Michigan. Never has there been a more singular destructive force in Michigan politics as the DeVoses.

When he said “drain the swamp” he clearly meant removing the land part and making it all water.

I get why Trump would think having Ben Carson in his Cabinet is a good idea, but HUD? Why would I hire a surgeon to help on housing issues? Why would I hire a real estate devel... oh hell, never mind.

in the spirit of fighting fire with fire, president evil is draining the swamp with more swamp.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…