Also the people ARE speaking. The candidate with the most superdelegates also has the most popular votes. So where’s the beef?

You get rid of Super Delegates and you end up with a candidate like Trump.

By this logic, if you are loudly and publicly offensive to enough people, no one can have any fair legal jurisdiction over you.

I’ve read about that before and it is legitimately my favorite fact about Bob Ross.

Fun fact: Ross used to be a drill sargent in the US Marines.

Came here to say exactly this. They keep calling it a prank, but it was actually an impromptu art project. If he doesn’t understand that, he’s missed the point.

A friend and I lost it at a LACMA modern art show once. The filthy white couch took us to the brink and the 1/4 inch square wooden cube sitting on the floor and guarded by security so that no one stomped on it put us right over into laugh until you cry.

It’s like this incident, too:

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

My two-houses-down neighbor (in SF, not the countryside) has an enormous pot bellied pig that he takes on frequent walks. I LOVE this pig. It is just enough pig in my life. I’m pretty certain I don’t need any more pig in my life.

I’ll see your Hulk and raise you a Sanders.

This seems like a strange coincidence considering I was just looking at Billy Goat brush cutters the other day.

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

Nothing jolts you away in the morning like a glaring shot of Chris Christie’s moose knuckle.

A way to promote Clear Blue without really having to get preggo? I figured she’s get paaaaaaaid.

the scare was that she wasn’t getting enough attention.

And then we take a shower. And maybe cry for a second. That was fucking brutal for one woman to do to another.