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DO IT! take a book. Don’t let being a dork stop you from enjoying anything, especially Indian food

We should also definitely talk about the fact Azealia Banks got into a fucking twitter fight with a 14 year old Disney Star, by the name of Shai Jackson.

A taste of the beginning:

It’s because Audrey Hepburn is Peak White Girl*, and therefore the biggest possible compliment they could give to Lupita.

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

And let’s not forget this pic of the brave white hunters....

Wait, now that you’ve posted these photos, could Cher have meant that line as if the lion in the poster was saying it? I know it’s kinda hard to follow, but I think she meant that Trump’s son is out shooting animals and that he killed a lion who was a “friend” of the lion in the poster. Could the whole tweet be

He cut off the elephant’s tail?

Yeah, I immediately understood from Cher’s tweet that she was referring to this ^^ guy’s murder of wild animals.

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

I think she was engineered in an MRA-funded RedPill lab as a prototype of what horrible men want women to be - pretty, compliant, mostly silent, and willing to accept money as a replacement for personality, empathy, attractiveness, or pretty much any other human quality one might want in a partner.

And he married someone who resembles his daughter.

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

It reads as if she regretted shooting the movie, or writing it. Not that she was talking about a shooting AT a showing of the movie. “Trainwreck shooting” implies the shooting of said movie.

That would have been a lot funnier and actually put some light on a real issue.

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

I can’t even imagine the clusterfuck of feelings you would have after something so horrible happened because of (? I guess ?) something I had done. The hole into which I would want to hide forever could not be deep enough. Glad to see she’s channeling that energy into something positive; says a lot about her

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently

In the books, her blindness is temporary, so that’s why it seems likely that it’s temporary on the show.

Duuuuuude. Can you imagine Ellaria’s face when zombie Mountain finally removes his helmet? I IS EXCITED.

Okay, does anyone else hope that Daenerys gets to the nursing home for the widows of Khals and ends up organizing them into an army of elderly Dothraki women? Because I would imagine that anyone who outlives a Khal (as opposed to being killed by whatever kills him) is sneaky as hell. I, for one, would not want to go